Do you know a Best-Career-Plan

Be a Politician*!

Minimum qualification.. 1-year probation with an in-famous Goon.

Experience

1/ At least 1-year jail-term completed for criminal charges such as corruption, attempt to murder, molestation, etc. 

2/ Must have shined with a couple of Fierce-Fights inside the jail).

Special-Skills needed

1/ Muhmein-Raam, Bagalmein-Choorie (Sanely-outside, Insanely-inside). 

2/ Must be able to 'Shine' even with black-deeds and black-face. 

3/ Should be able to arm-twist in order to create and manage vote-bank, manage Bollywood artistes, as well as businesses in order to generate money for elections, birthday hoardings, festivals like Ganeshotsav, Navratri, Dahi-handi, Marathons, etc. 

Personal Assets And Investment

Income-tax returns should be 'white' although 'black' should be available for elections

Portfolio

1/ Spending crores worth national wealth (down-the-drain preferred) with 100% Authority, 0% Responsibility, 0% Accountability. 

2/ Amass illegal wealth. 

3/ Upset law-&-order frequently.

4/ Do nothing while in-power. Harm everything while not-in-power. 

Package

1/ Inflation-adjusted 365-Paid-holidays with self-managed attractive perks. 

2/ 5-Star food @5-coins (Default allowed). 

3/ VIP Tavel-&-Stay for kith-n-kin included.

How do the 365-Paid-holidays count?

1/ ^ 304-days # No-work. VIP-tourism with unofficial Tension-to-Nation. Ribbon-cutting ceremonies.
2/ ^ 60-days # Give Tension-to-Nation officially with 0-Tension-work such as Declaring  subsidies, Fights in assembly houses, Damage national property, Walkouts, Pass bills-n-ordinances with vested interests.
3/ ^ 1-day # Attend at least Independence-day or Republic-day in pure spotless-white-starched khadi (not expensive-silk). On this day, free to behave in whatever manner in order to express independence.

(* Tips: Let's not do as above if we want to be-Happy in our career! Those who seriously wish to be, be a Good-Politician exactly opposite the above thoughts but with Lord-Krishna-kind of qualities!! Others: let's do our job the best whichever profession we are in. Mother nation and this planet needs us to do so urgently!!!)